Female Weightlifter Has Hard Muscles, Hair

Picture Bodybuilder Runs Out of Spray-Tan

He's got a whitehead. (Ba-dum-cha.)

Picture Olympic Weightlifter Doing It Wrong

I love the clean and jerk and drop it on your head.

Picture Weightlifting Lady Pits

Her pit hair gives her strength like Samson.

Picture Terrifying Abs Face

Face: Photoshopped. Abs: unfortunately not.

Picture The Incredible Hulk is disqualified from an Iranian bodybuilding tournament for a perceived political statement.