Nick Saban Statue Somehow More Terrifying Than Nick Saban

Picture Sign from Alabaman God Appears During Nick Saban Gatorade Shower

Maybe the "A" means "Asshole."

Picture Nick Saban Statue Will Steal Your Soul

So it's just like the real Nick Saban.

Picture The Author of This Tweet is a Total Moran

Maybe Saban left for the better academics at Alabama.

Picture Alabama head coach Nick Saban tries to get the attention of Layla Kiffin after the Crimson Tide narrowly defeat Tennessee.

Picture Nick Saban learns that Alabama's team bus backed over a baby and a puppy, and then also the angel sent to take them up to heaven.