America Still Confident That Phil Mickelson is a Choker

Picture Tiger Woods and "Threesome" Still Chuckle-Worthy

Mickelson and Watson are actually more attractive than several of the women Woods was linked to.

Picture Tiger Woods is Just Trying to Humiliate Himself Now

And Phil Mickelson still doesn't need to try.

Picture Phil Mickelson gets the crowd laughing and applauding at the Masters with his stand-up routine of Tiger Woods sex jokes.

Picture Phil Mickelson throws up in his mouth a little bit at the U.S. Open after realizing that Tiger Woods is still much better than him.

Picture Crazy-Eyed Tiger Woods Looking a Little Drunk

This is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to him.