Picture Jordan-Rodman Back Tattoo
Let's assume the entire front of his torso is a tattoo of Toni Kukoc.
That sounds totally safe.
Dennis Rodman seems like someone who should have been named Bush.
Picture The World's Worst Sports Website
Can't be worse than his time with the Cavaliers and Celtics.
Picture Baby Birdman Chris Andersen
He comes from a tough day care center.