Picture Maine Hates the New York Giants
They have to stick with those from their fellow dong-shaped states.
Picture Josh Freeman as Michael Jackson
With the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as Tito Jackson.
Put it with the other sports records that will never be broken.
History also says the Jets suck. Really any class does.
Picture The Most ELI MANNING FACE Ever
Nothing terrifies him more than his chosen occupation of football.