Ron Jeremy Wins Horse Race

Picture The New Mascot of the Preakness Stakes: Kegasus

Outside of the drunkeness, gambling and cruelty to animals, horse racing is pretty classy!

Picture Authorities swoop in after receiving reports that a small Mexican man was trying to steal silver at the Preakness.

Picture Alexander Ovechkin's Controller Was Disconnected on Xbox

That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey.

Picture Pittsburgh Hospital Wrapping Newborns in Terrible Towels

Packer fan babies will poop in it. (via Mondesi's House)

Picture Redesigned Ohio State Buckeyes Helmet

Just think what that helmet would sell for.