Go To Wrigley Field for the Beer, Stay for ... Derek Jeter?
February 23, 2011
A century-plus of failure has finally defeated their self-respect.
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Picture Sleeping Guy Ready for Another Season of Exciting Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball
He has his alarm set for 81 wins.
Picture Man Wastes $10 on Chicago Cubs Bet
He should do a parlay including every other MLB team dying in plane crashes.
Picture Derek Jeter Fractures America's Heart
He'll be back in three months. We may never recover.
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