Cameron Diaz Feeds A-Rod Popcorn

Picture Maryland: The Naive State

They're really going to be upset when it breaks that Cal Ripken, Jr. took roids.

Picture Yay! Gaddafi is Dead! (A-Rod Sucks, Right?)

It's real. And it's their classless masterpiece.

Picture A-Rod's Jeter Butt Slap Memorialized In Cake Form

It must be Brian Cashman's birthday.

Picture "Now, if you have no range like Jeter, you just want to crouch down flat-footed like this and wait for the ball to come to you."

Picture CC Sabathia and Derek Jeter play rock-paper-scissors as the leave the field; loser has to sit by A-Rod in the dugout.