It could also be a wig.
Picture Bane is the Steelers GM
Only Batman Roethlisberger can save them.
Picture Terrifying Troy Polamalu Doll
The real Troy is kind and soft-spoken. This one will murder you as you sleep.
Picture Hines Ward is a Viking
Assuming the Vikings wouldn't be too embarrassed to take him. (via @xmasape)
Best of all: keying his truck can't make it look crappier than it already does.