You have to work pretty had to be dumber than America, Jerry Jones.
That sucky Tony Romo couldn't score 356 points per game.
Picture Tony Romo: Indoor Soccer Player
Luckily interceptions aren't a thing in soccer.
Picture America Hates America's Team
Hmm. It almost makes you think that they're not nah. Foolish thought.
Now you can have that dejectedly-standing-on-the-sidelines-in-defeat fun at home!