Picture Soccer: The Deadliest Sport
Stop flopping just because you were hit with an arrow!
Picture Messi Really Excited for Match
Sex weakens legs. But not self-sex.
Picture Rays Mascot Hates Steve Irwin
Bindie Irwin is going to kill that mascot with a spear.
You can't keep animals at a hotel. They're in trouble.
Picture Tony Romo: Indoor Soccer Player
Luckily interceptions aren't a thing in soccer.