Tiger Woods is Just Trying to Humiliate Himself Now

Picture Tiger Woods and "Threesome" Still Chuckle-Worthy

Mickelson and Watson are actually more attractive than several of the women Woods was linked to.

Picture America Still Confident That Phil Mickelson is a Choker

At times like this I remember what a great country this is.

Picture Phil Mickelson gets the crowd laughing and applauding at the Masters with his stand-up routine of Tiger Woods sex jokes.

Picture Phil Mickelson throws up in his mouth a little bit at the U.S. Open after realizing that Tiger Woods is still much better than him.

Picture Crazy-Eyed Tiger Woods Looking a Little Drunk

This is the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to him.