He should just get hair plugs like Tom Brady and end the jealousy.
Picture Bane is the Steelers GM
Only Batman Roethlisberger can save them.
Picture Terrifying Troy Polamalu Doll
The real Troy is kind and soft-spoken. This one will murder you as you sleep.
Picture Hines Ward is a Viking
Assuming the Vikings wouldn't be too embarrassed to take him. (via @xmasape)
Picture The Keiselmalu
Pittsburgh is now leading the world in men's grooming.