Picture Wayne Rooney is Enormous
As an effigy. No prostitute could ever service a man that big.
Picture Soccer: The Deadliest Sport
Stop flopping just because you were hit with an arrow!
Picture Messi Really Excited for Match
Sex weakens legs. But not self-sex.
Picture Tony Romo: Indoor Soccer Player
Luckily interceptions aren't a thing in soccer.
Well, he likes soccer halfway.