Picture Mack Brown Gives You the Finger
It's the official hand gesture of Texas.
I'm sure the Texas people really enjoyed the joke. They don't take this stuff seriously.
He must have read about it on InfoWars.com/NCAAF.
Picture Oregon Ducks VW Bug Car
Unfortunately, the car catches fire if it travels near the BCS title game.
O-H! I-Owe the city money on parking tickets.