Look at this friggin' douchebag

Picture "In Soviet Russia, stick bends YOU!"

Picture Russian secret agents Alexander Ovechkin and Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals and Anton Volchenkov of the Ottawa Senators share a laugh abou

Picture Game action is viewed by a typical Washington Capitals fan, one who likely didn't follow the team before Alexander Ovechkin arrived.

Picture The Michelin Man mocks another hilariously inept save attempt by Capitals goalie Semyon Varlamov.

Picture Skate To The Head

There's no way that doesn't hurt even with a helmet.