Ignore his uniform. This guy's not really on the Green Bay Packers.

Picture Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers stabs Brett Favre with a shiv following Minnesota's 30-23 victory.

Picture Hours later in the parking lot, these girls were seen being pushed into a windowless van by Santa's evil brother, Bill Claus, seen at right.

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.

Picture This is how some players get calls.

The Lions have to try anything to win.

Picture If Jared Allen could put this on his jersey, he probably would

Wait. Why does this guy love T.O.? T.O. plays for the Bengals.