Good thing it wasn't a compound fracture. That could have been very Messi. Sigh.
Picture All Mullet Soccer Team
The Fighting Mullets Of Mulletville High
Picture Anus Last Name
"She prefers being called Ana."
Picture Soccer Ball Smushes Face
This guy is terrible at soccer, I would have ducked.
Picture Wimpy Soccer Player
Signs your soccer team needs a new defense.