Good thing it wasn't a compound fracture. That could have been very Messi. Sigh.
Picture All Mullet Soccer Team
The Fighting Mullets Of Mulletville High
Picture Actor Vinnie Jones Crotch Grab
did you know Bullet Tooth Tony from Snatch used to be a bad ass soccer player?
Picture Anus Last Name
"She prefers being called Ana."
Picture Soccer Ball Smushes Face
This guy is terrible at soccer, I would have ducked.