"I really hope everyone doesn't discover that these are injection marks, not polka dots."

Picture "Idiot! You're not supposed to inject me during the race."

Picture "I told you that you were not ready to race without the training wheels, Philippe! Now look what you have done!-

Picture A fan at the Tour of California holds a sign saying Floyd Landis cheated. She then continued through her series of 527 signs listing all the other che

Picture Tour de France leader Alberto Contador prays that cycling officials never develop a test for what he's taking.

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