Picture "Ohhhhh. No way! They gave you a tight end's number because of your huge ass and man arms."
Picture Serena Williams stops her celebration mid-fist pump after catching a glimpse of Nicole Kidman's horrid, mangled, witch-like face in the crowd.
Picture "You see, Serena, the problem is that if you tried to shove the f--king ball down her f--king throat, it would get f--king stuck right f--king he
Picture "How shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more fuzzy and more bouncy."
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