"The name they engraved for the 2009 winner is 'Killjoy McAhole.'"

Picture Golf Ball to the Face

Don't worry, the dad is taking a photo of himself chucking the golf ball at his son, not the other way around.

Picture Natalie Gulbis Is Smoking Hot

Now we just need to figure out how to get her to play beach volleyball, then we're set.

Picture British Open officials invert course leaderboards to get Tiger Woods' name closer to the top

Picture "Thank God I'm no longer contractually obligated to drive their piece of crap cars."

Picture "See, I spelled out what they're calling you: FIGJAM. The F stands for ... well, you can read it."