"With great drills like these, I think we have to be the obvious pick to get back to the Super Bowl."

Picture "Tough night, Kurt. Just consider yourself lucky I'm wearing pants right now."

Picture "Great game and whatever. Do you know any place on Bourbon Street that has rail drink specials on a Saturday night?"

Picture Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner announces he is quitting football to manage a Christian rock band.

Picture While taking in the Suns-Spurs game, Joey Porter tells Larry Fitzgerald's son that his dad has "gay ass, girl hair."

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.