"I can't believe I haven't touched the ball in three quarters."

Picture "How about me, you and my bust have a three-way?"

Picture Puzzled cheerleaders at a Buffalo Bills game in Toronto wonder why the fans keep giving them an "Eh."

Picture A group of neo-Nazis at an NFL game in Toronto prove their stupidity by failing to spell "Goebbels" correctly.

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.

Picture Ignore his uniform. This guy's not really on the Green Bay Packers.

He's on Team Edward.