"See, Tiger is up here at this level. And you're still, you know ... down there."

Picture Golf Ball to the Face

Don't worry, the dad is taking a photo of himself chucking the golf ball at his son, not the other way around.

Picture Natalie Gulbis Is Smoking Hot

Now we just need to figure out how to get her to play beach volleyball, then we're set.

Picture British Open officials invert course leaderboards to get Tiger Woods' name closer to the top

Picture "The name they engraved for the 2009 winner is 'Killjoy McAhole.'"

Picture "Thank God I'm no longer contractually obligated to drive their piece of crap cars."