"Are they hazing us or are they just trying to help us understand how it feels to be as immobile as Jason Campbell?"

Picture "Where did they come up with these terrible plays they're calling?" "They're from your playbook, coach." "Oh. Hmmm."

Picture Perhaps Jim Zorn's greatest negative as a head coach is that whenever his team is blown out, he gets a nervous erection.

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.

Picture Ignore his uniform. This guy's not really on the Green Bay Packers.

He's on Team Edward.

Picture This is how some players get calls.

The Lions have to try anything to win.