Picture "Now, if you have no range like Jeter, you just want to crouch down flat-footed like this and wait for the ball to come to you."
Picture CC Sabathia and Derek Jeter play rock-paper-scissors as the leave the field; loser has to sit by A-Rod in the dugout.
Picture "Dude, don't look now, but I think that actor Kurt Russell is trying to %$#@ your girlfriend."
Picture The pain in his crotch was all the evidence he needed: Derek Jeter knew his girlfriend had slept with Tim Riggins again.
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