Plaxico Burress enters his sentencing hearing flanked by his attorney, Benjamin Brafman, and holding the person he wishes had handled his case.

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.

Picture Injured Giants receiver Hakeem Nicks crutches away from the bench, tired of everyone asking him if he accidentally shot himself in the leg.

Picture "Eeeeek! Mommy said strangers can't touch me there!"

Picture Ignore his uniform. This guy's not really on the Green Bay Packers.

He's on Team Edward.

Picture This is how some players get calls.

The Lions have to try anything to win.