The Only Candy Heart That Matters in Sports

Picture New York Post's O.J. Simpson Cover

O.J.'s reemergence is big business for tabloid newspapers.

Picture Joe Theismann is Still Providing Poignant Football Analysis

He needs to get back on national TV.

Picture Rob Ryan's Cowboy Defense Was the Worst Ever

That sucky Tony Romo couldn't score 356 points per game.

Picture Terry Bradshaw is Transfixed by a Dreidel

Picture FOX Films Its NFL Sideline Reporters Differently

Let's zoom in on just their mouths, from where the informative words come, thanks.