"Don't these people realize I can hear them talking about how much I suck? It's so rude."

Picture "It's our last game together and I'm still not sure which LaRoche I am. Are you Adam or am I Adam?"

Picture "These MoundNutz will make the mound look way cooler."

Picture The Pirates seek to end their streak of 17 consecutive losing seasons by using a two-bat approach at the plate.

Picture Pirates rookie Erik Kratz smiles after his conjoined twin with the smaller head is hit with a shaving cream pie.

Picture Stephen Strasburg Looks Like Boss Elf From Rudolph

Have they ever been seen in the same room together?