Michael Vick proudly shows fans that he is no longer mistreating dogs, but is instead keeping humans as pets.

Picture A Falcons fan tells Michael Vick that she wants a puppy for Christmas.

Picture This is how some players get calls.

The Lions have to try anything to win.

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.

Picture Ignore his uniform. This guy's not really on the Green Bay Packers.

He's on Team Edward.

Picture If Jared Allen could put this on his jersey, he probably would

Wait. Why does this guy love T.O.? T.O. plays for the Bengals.