"You know, back in the old days, seasons were only 156 games." "The old days were better."

Picture "Oh, what -- you Red Sox won't fight an old man anymore? Pedro had bigger balls than you, Youkilis."

Picture Armando Galarraga records the final out of his perfect game ... if only Jason Donald hadn't been born with a clear, foot-long toe.

Picture Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga hands Detroit's lineup card to umpire Jim Joyce, noting that the first three hitters in the Tigers lineup are F--k, Y

Picture Stephen Strasburg Looks Like Boss Elf From Rudolph

Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

Picture Baseball Hats Stacked

The forfeit do to uniform violations was totally worth it.