After being told he is staring down receivers too much, Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell tries to poke out his eyes.

Picture And this is how the spawn of Satan is born.

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.

Picture Ignore his uniform. This guy's not really on the Green Bay Packers.

He's on Team Edward.

Picture This is how some players get calls.

The Lions have to try anything to win.

Picture If Jared Allen could put this on his jersey, he probably would

Wait. Why does this guy love T.O.? T.O. plays for the Bengals.