"Clown Question, Bro" Comes to Jeopardy

Picture The Official Face of Washington, D.C. Fans

Picture Stephen Strasburg's Expiration Tattoo

If he smells okay, he can probably still pitch.

Picture Fat Brewers Pitcher Taunted by Ad

It's not like he wouldn't happily drink one on the mound.

Picture National Standings After Games of July 4, 2012: For Posterity

At least the Cubs are keeping things normal.

Picture Stephen Strasbrug: The Next Nationals Phenom

Maybe people would learn his name if he wasn't on a pitch count.