Atlanta Falcons head coach Mike Smith tells officials that it's not their job to tell Matt Ryan to stop touching himself.

Picture A Falcons fan tells Michael Vick that she wants a puppy for Christmas.

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.

Picture Ignore his uniform. This guy's not really on the Green Bay Packers.

He's on Team Edward.

Picture This is how some players get calls.

The Lions have to try anything to win.

Picture If Jared Allen could put this on his jersey, he probably would

Wait. Why does this guy love T.O.? T.O. plays for the Bengals.