Lance Armstrong Saga Takes a Wild Rug-Based Turn

Picture Too Many Lance Armstrong Puns

Steroids is a victimless crime? Lies! What about us for being subjected to stuff like this?

Picture The Biggest Cheater in Cycling History

Lance Armstrong never flew. Aliens are a performance enhancer.

Picture See if You Can Spot the Fails in Lance Armstrong's USADA Statement

1) His name is spelled wrong; 2) That opening sentence couldn't be worse for someone whose job is to motivate cancer sufferers.

Picture A fan at the Tour of California holds a sign saying Floyd Landis cheated. She then continued through her series of 527 signs listing all the other che

Picture Toronto Sun's Cover is Mean to the Maple Leafs

It's amazing they still have ideas for headlines about Toronto sports disappointment.