Too Many Lance Armstrong Puns

Picture Lance Armstrong Saga Takes a Wild Rug-Based Turn

You go hardwood or it's cheating.

Picture The Biggest Cheater in Cycling History

Lance Armstrong never flew. Aliens are a performance enhancer.

Picture See if You Can Spot the Fails in Lance Armstrong's USADA Statement

1) His name is spelled wrong; 2) That opening sentence couldn't be worse for someone whose job is to motivate cancer sufferers.

Picture A fan at the Tour of California holds a sign saying Floyd Landis cheated. She then continued through her series of 527 signs listing all the other che

Picture Yahoo Wants to Know if the Los Angeles Lakers Will Win the Stanley Cup

In fairness, they have as good a shot at that as they do winning the NBA Finals.