Rob Ryan's Cowboy Defense Was the Worst Ever

Picture Soviet Hammer and Sickle Appears on Football Telestrator

Hmmm … football isn't an individual sport, but a team sport. COMMUNIST!

Picture The Cowboys Deserve Nothing But Generic Text

Here's what I have to say about the Cowboys: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Picture Rob Ryan's Bikini Lady Play Card

Is she wearing shoes? Because Rex would find that disgusting.

Picture "FORT SOUND!"

Picture New York Post's O.J. Simpson Cover

O.J.'s reemergence is big business for tabloid newspapers.