Thomas the Tank Engine admires the fine cargo of a Lakers' cheerleader.

Picture Funny NBA Finals Urinal

Detroit really does know how to get under the skin of opponents...

Picture "Relax, man. A lot of people are going to tell you your wife is ugly. You can't let it get you every time. Relax."

Picture David Stern presents Kobe Bryant with a diamond-encrusted ring to apologize for sleeping around on him.

Picture Joakim Noah of the Chicago Bulls and Pau Gasol of the Los Angeles Lakers try for an ugly rebound.

Picture Kobe Bryant hits a game-winning shot over the Milwaukee Bucks, taking a 1,223-1,222 lead in the ongoing, pointless and soul-crushing Kobe-or-Lebron de