"They play like witches. We should burn them."

Picture This is how some players get calls.

The Lions have to try anything to win.

Picture Adrian Peterson displays the foot he snapped off of a Detroit Lions defender while making a move in the second half.

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.

Picture Ignore his uniform. This guy's not really on the Green Bay Packers.

He's on Team Edward.

Picture If Jared Allen could put this on his jersey, he probably would

Wait. Why does this guy love T.O.? T.O. plays for the Bengals.