The New Jersey Nets pose for their official 2009-2010 team photo.

Picture A young child becomes gravely ill while watching the New Jersey Nets alongside Nets general manager Kiki Vandeweghe.

Picture "I feel a little bit like a Patriots fan."

Picture The Nets and Clippers play during Imaginary Friend Night at New Jersey's Izod Center.

Picture Yugoslavian Shocker

This is their country's symbol for peace, and the shocker, too.

Picture Player Distracted By Cleavage

Get a good look, Costanza?