Let's hope he didn't shart the pants.
Picture Maryland: The Naive State
They're really going to be upset when it breaks that Cal Ripken, Jr. took roids.
Mets, Jets, Islanders, Rangers, Knicks, Nets. All great teams.
Picture True Yankee Buttcrack
It's a pinstripe between his ass cheeks.
Picture Angry Yankees Fan
He's pissed that the Yankees haven't won the World Series every year of his life.