Picture Oregon Ducks VW Bug Car
Unfortunately, the car catches fire if it travels near the BCS title game.
Picture Oregon Tree > Stanford Tree
It's either the Oregon logo or a tree vagina. Ask a botanist.
Picture Oregon, U Mad?
Wyoming doesn't know what sports are.
And attractive girls often do the duck face. So Oregon > Washington. Obvious.
Luckily no one would have seen the wrong cover because no one reads newspapers.