I'm sure the Texas people really enjoyed the joke. They don't take this stuff seriously.
Picture Ball + Hawking = Ballhawking
This Texas coach absolutely loves theoretical physics. And blitzing.
He must have read about it on InfoWars.com/NCAAF.
Picture Oregon Ducks VW Bug Car
Unfortunately, the car catches fire if it travels near the BCS title game.
O-H! I-Owe the city money on parking tickets.