"FORT SOUND!"

Picture Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips oversees a drill at Cowboys training camp in San Antonio.

Picture Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo patiently waits for play to resume while Carolina Panthers players huddle around an iPhone looking at pictures of Jessic

Picture The Pittsburgh Penguins celebrate their third Stanley Cup banner, at the same time regretting that they contracted the company who hung the Cowboys St

Picture "Next year I'm coming for your job, loser."

Picture Eli Manning loves his family.

Also, he remains a huge dork.