Derek Jeter Fractures America's Heart

Picture Congratulations to Derek Jeter on His 3,000th Home Run!

Suck it, Bonds!

Picture Derek Jeter's Career Low: This Jersey

That jersey doesn't even have intangibles.

Picture A-Rod's Jeter Butt Slap Memorialized In Cake Form

It must be Brian Cashman's birthday.

Picture Derek Jeter is Really Not Aging Well

Showing up to a Jets game like this can't help his case for a big contract.

Picture "Now, if you have no range like Jeter, you just want to crouch down flat-footed like this and wait for the ball to come to you."