A former East German Olympian cheers on the German team with the head-hands she grew from years of steroids use.

Picture Dick Pound: Author

He'd win the Pulitzer if it was given out by 13 year olds.

Picture Curling Rink On Porch

They're a Molson beer away from being truly Canadian

Picture Apartment Curling

I honestly can't tell the difference between this and real curling

Picture After falling during her free skate, Sasha Cohen tries to win back the judges by giving them an extended shot of her crotch.

Picture Three huge joints are lit at the end of the Vancouver Olympics Opening Ceremonies, symbolizing Canada's hope that everyone just chills out and has a g