For St. Patrick's Day the Clippers dance team performs an Irish dance in which you would have to be really drunk to find them attractive.

Picture A member of the Indiana Pacers' famed Lazy-Eyed Dancers excites the crowd by making suggestive eye contact with two different fans sitting at opposite

Picture JWOWW from "Jersey Shore" laughs at a Lakers-Clippers game while sitting beside a basketball with hair.

Picture The Nets and Clippers play during Imaginary Friend Night at New Jersey's Izod Center.

Picture His Parents Said His Kinesiology Degree Would Never Pay Off

Why is Keanu Reeves sitting on the USC bench?

Picture Yugoslavian Shocker

This is their country's symbol for peace, and the shocker, too.