Mike Krzyzewski summons all the demons in hell to help Duke beat Arkansas-Pine Bluff.

Picture "Good win. Do it again and I'll stab you and no one will be able to see the blood."

Picture Mike Krzyzewski thanks former President George H. W. Bush for telling him about the existence of aliens at Area 51, which led to Duke's recruitment of

Picture After winning his fourth national title, Mike Krzyzewski re-affirms his deal with Satan that requires him to live as a rat in exchange for basketball

Picture President Obama is pictured in a photograph that will undoubtedly be used against him in 2012 as evidence that he pals around with unsavory characters

Picture Sign Pwnage

It's saying what we're all thinking.