Game action is viewed by a typical Washington Capitals fan, one who likely didn't follow the team before Alexander Ovechkin arrived.

Picture "In Soviet Russia, stick bends YOU!"

Picture Russian secret agents Alexander Ovechkin and Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals and Anton Volchenkov of the Ottawa Senators share a laugh abou

Picture The Michelin Man mocks another hilariously inept save attempt by Capitals goalie Semyon Varlamov.

Picture Skate To The Head

There's no way that doesn't hurt even with a helmet.

Picture Camel Toe Hockey Team

You wedge some, you lose some.